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Tipping Guam

This is Hank Johnson a House Rep from Georgia.

He fears that the inclusion of eight thousand marines to the island of Guam may tip the Island over and capsize it…..


April 1, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Chickda China…..

So Ive been listening to a lot more tech based podcasts lately as technology has always been a passion of mine.  I enjoy getting my news and and learning new things about the tech world and it helps pass the time while I work.

One battle that has me interested is the ongoing battle between Google and China regarding China’s policy of Censoring information from its public. Try looking up info on Tiananmen Square in China and you get a big fat 404.  Watch some CNN International on the tube and something the Government doesn’t like is shown and your TV will just go blank for a couple minutes.  COOL!!  This is nothing new, and Google has been doing it along with Microsoft, Yahoo, Cisco,  to name a few, in China for years. So what caused this change?

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April 1, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Wow I suck….

I just realized I havent updated in over 3 and half months….I promise some new hotness later today.

not like anyone is reading this but i like to think so….

July 1, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Home Made Small Business Commercials

The heart and soul of any small business owner can be felt thru their marketing.  Here are some fine examples




Accelerated tax come n get ya taxes done…


Rick James favorite chicken spot(sorry can’t embed)

Seriously…I can’t believe that last one actually made TV

March 14, 2009 Posted by | Commercials, GETCHA NAILS DONE, SLAP, Small Business, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Best. Prank. Ever.

collegehumor guy pranks friend into thinking he just won 500K

Amazing!  The guy is going ballistic and then BOOM! crushed.

March 4, 2009 Posted by | Collegehumor, Lawls, Owned, Prank | 1 Comment

Craigslist is fucked.



So we have used craigslist to find great deals on childrens toys/car seats and such it can be very useful.

However there is a much more deviant and somewhat hilarious section on the site which offers some quality ROFLs

my 4 most rediculous, hilarious craigslist ads(sorry for the different formats but only way I could find them)

#1 – Welcum to the Jungle



Reply to: [email][/email]


Date: 2005-07-20, 4:16AM EDT My wife and i are looking for some young hot studs to cum on over and bukkake our pets for our animal bukkake xxx video series called “Welcum To the Jungle”. We need about 15-25 hot youg men to come over and bukkake our parakeets, golden retreiver-Pascal, python and Bichon Frise named Perkins. All the animals love the bukkake and really work with our cameras. Perkins has a knack for the bukkake he’s our little slut. So if you are a real man and think you can bust your huge man load all over our parakeets, come on down. You will be paid in Petco coupons and you get a copy of the film


#2 – Super Mario Brothers


#3 -Twister

















#4 – Trains


February 28, 2009 Posted by | Craigslist, JO, Lawls, Must Get Fireworks | Leave a comment

Adventures in Parenting Volume 1

My almost 3 year old woke me up this morning at 8:30 AM to let me know she walked down stairs on her own, got AND peeled a hardboiled egg for herself along with grabbing a cup out of the dishwasher and pouring herself a small cup of juice and that I didnt need to get up because she was watching Cartoons which she turned on.


February 28, 2009 Posted by | Growing Up, Parenting | Leave a comment

Movie Review: Punisher War Zone


okay now that we have that out of the way. lets get to the review

3.5 out of 5 stars

This is a reboot of the series after the soft, summer blockbuster release of Punisher in 2004 starring Thomas Jane and John Travolta. Now while that movie was okay, it really wasn’t Punisher-esque. Shit I don’t even remember him actually shooting anyone at all in that movie.

When I saw the trailer for this film I thought Oh god what a shit looking movie(slow mo chandelier spin while shooting machine guns…come on!) But after seeing the R rated trailer I thought, Hmm..this could have something and holy shit did it ever.

They say the 3rd time is a charm and they are right. This is the Punisher that I know and love. Ray Stevenson does a great job fitting the Frank Castle Persona and Wayne Knight is totally Micro(even though he serves like no purpose). The rest of the cast is actually pretty shitty. Julie Benz Phones in this performance(bring back the blonde hair) and Dominic West is great on The Wire, however as Jigsaw he looks and acts like a tardbag. I honestly kept seeing the Janitor from Scrubs when I saw him as Jigsaw.

Zac Braff best watch da FUCK OUT!

While sometimes over the top, it was a very entertaining movie. Now don’t go looking for a huge plot, but definantly enjoy the action. Some of my Highlights w/o giving away too much

1. Old man gets served right away
2. His Old Lady isn’t forgotten
3. Take a seat(to the eye)
4. Need some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti with that?
5. Doing Coke will get your face literally Punched in
6. “You take a seat, I’m Calling this in” then Frank makes a collect call to the guys head with a shotty
7. Rocket launcher, ’nuff said
8. Fat Fuck smoking pot gets Served.(BOOM!! HEADSHOT)
9. Shrimps on the Barbie

and there you have it. if you are bored one night or on a weekend, I would check this movie out for some over the top comic action!

February 25, 2009 Posted by | Boom Headshot, Comics, Movies, Punch Face, Reviews | Leave a comment


LOL…this is so true of all FPS gaming.

(Youtube smoked the original link)

it reminds me a lot of this little fuck

double bonus this is from the comedy group The Whitest Kids U’Know which have a ton of hilarious skits on the webz you can find here

I highly recommend Slow Jerk and Auto Erotic for some Lolz

February 22, 2009 Posted by | Call of Duty, Video Games, WKUK | 1 Comment

Geek Stuff That Rules Volume 1

Todays Topic: Comics

X-Men, Spiderman, Batman,

nothing brings back memories for a geek like characters from the pages of their comics. Ask any geek and I can guarantee that they read some form of comic as a child and may very well still read it today. Something about the Heroes and their powers, earth saving battles and villains make them grab your attention and hold on. Its reading with full color pictures!

Comics are a universal geek thing that every geek enjoys in one form or another, while thought of as a “kiddy” I can tell you that there are tons of adult comics(not those kind) that many read as well. Many have been made into movies (300, Sin City, Dark Knight, 30 days of night to name a few) But even from that, nothing grabs you like the story lines of your classic heroes. Give me xmen or spiderman any day.

I recently started buying hardcover volumes of the Ultimate series from Marvel. This series allows these classic heroes to get reloaded and start in modern time. I have read many of the Spidey and Xmen as well as Avengers stories and they are terrific. You get real world modern issues such as Homosexuality and Wars and allows them to rewrite character orgins. Its a great way to catch up and not be saddled with 30-40 years of past story line.

I highly recommend that you check out the ultimate series if you are looking to get into reading some new comics.

January 29, 2009 Posted by | Comics, Geek Stuff, Rules | Leave a comment